Jewbrew

A beer for jews designed by the finest german engineers.

Ingrediants: Pig's feet, "other parts" of pig, a bunch of different hard liquors from all over Europe, a dash of milk, and tears of jews.

"Yo David, are you sure this Jewbrew is kosher? I mean, we aren't even supposed to eat pig, let alone pig AND milk together."

"Jamaul, Ish em toooo dwunk toooo cshharee" (translation: Jamaul, I am too drunk to care"

by IAmActuallyAJewSoThisIsOkay January 29, 2009

jewbrew

A jewish man or woman that is an alcoholic.

Man, Mrs. Broflovski is having another beer, she's such a jewbrew.

by Geordy January 13, 2009

Jewbrows

Eyebrows that are strikingly Jewish, to the point of attracting comments on their semitic nature from complete strangers in coffee shops.

"James has got classic jewbrows!"

by Hot Tom February 9, 2010

jewbrero

The little hat that Jewish people wear. It's like a sombrero, but for Jews.

Guy: "What's that little hat on that Jew's head?"
Dude: "That's his jewbrero, man."

by inferno_inferno June 16, 2009

Jew brew

Manischevitz wine, a Kosher wine commonly sold in most grocery and liquor stores. This wine is cheap and very sweet and is also commonly used as communion wine in many churches.

Do you want me to bring some Jew brew over for Seder?

by James Sssssssssssssssssssss February 1, 2007

Jewbrownie

A jewbrownie is a jewish african-american.

Lenny Kravitz is such a jewbrownie

by Colemama January 2, 2009

Jew-brew

Manichevitz wine

Pass the jew-brew.

by Banana Hammie November 10, 2019