Jew Pro

someone with a jew fro who is exremely shmuckable! and therefore he is known as a jew professionall, whether being of jewish decent ....or not .

Arlia "thats no jew fro!"
Emma "thats a smucking jew pro!!"

by koolaydria September 10, 2010

PJAZ (Pro Jew Anti Zionist)

One who is whilst pro Jewish state yet against the continuation of expansion at the expense of the dispossessed in that cause and the disregard for the human right of other

Whilst pro Israel and the cause of Jewish people, I consider myself PJAZ (Pro Jew Anti Zionist)as am wholeheartedly against the dispossession of others to that end

by Mr Consent January 25, 2025

jew prostitute

a prostitute for jew's cheaper than most

dude i only have 5 buck's

i guess you'll have to get a jew prostitute

by Dr. Gmil aka Gmoney July 28, 2010

Professional Jew

Someone working within Jewish leadership, either at a Synagogue or Jewish Agency/Organization. One does not have to be Jewish to be a professional Jew.

My job as Cultural Arts director at the Jewish Community Center, makes me a professional Jew.

by Marty the Goy May 10, 2006

Professional Jew

A nice Jewish Boy who eats lots of bagels, and Plays the violin, who is greedy and dishonest as fuck, and who secretly engaged in homosexual sex at his bar mitzvah.

1. Larry, quit being a professional jew and get the fuck out of the bagel shop

by Buttfuckme July 31, 2019

Jewproved

When your dark Jewish joke was approved by a Jewish person, therefore eliminating all controversy.

Tyler: Hey, Oliver, can I say a Jew joke?
Oliver: Let me hear it first.
Tyler: Jew joke
Oliver: No worries buddy, you’re jewproved.

by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper November 23, 2022