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jesus god by Little Grundle June 11, 2004
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God Jesus by liveforgiving May 17, 2021
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God/Jesus
God/Jesus is our Lord and Savior that died on the cross for our sins. God is the father, son, and the holy spirit.
God/Jesus by Ilove_jesus June 9, 2023
Jesus Christ mc God
John said "I just landed a double back flip!" "jesus christ mc god" said Dalton
your mom was like "jesus christ mc god!" last night.
your mom was like "jesus christ mc god!" last night.
Jesus Christ mc God by 8zee8 April 21, 2008
Jesus H. God
A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.
Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”
Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
Jesus H. God by Alex-2598 April 4, 2024
jesus goddamn fucking christ
1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated
2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.
2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.
wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes."
husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"
husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"
jesus goddamn fucking christ by Moises Buentello December 2, 2010
Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!
When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.
Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker! by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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