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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land 

I stole this from Bo burnham
Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

Jesusland 

The magical North American Christian theocracy whose citizenry have given George Bush a second term in office not because of his "accomplishments", but because of his blatant religious fundamentalism and exaggerated 1950s-era "family values." It is bordered by the Blue States and Canada to the west, north, and northeast; Mexico to the south, and the Atlantic to the east.
In Jesusland, "family values" and religious beliefs are the only things considered when voting for President. Even if the candidate is a corrupt scumbag with one hand in the oil industry's pants and the other shoving a dildo up the collective ass of the middle-class.
Jesusland by Ninja Disaster November 4, 2004

Jesusland 

A place where most(not all, fortunately) of the population consists of narrow-minded white Southern Baptists who got Bush a second term due entirely on his neo-evangelical "family values" he preached about in his 2004 presidential campaign that basically promoted religious bigotry and intolerance toward gays and Jews, along with policing womens' rights and deeming other religions as "inappropriate", while disregarding Bush's other plans which would throw this country into a further decay.

Jesusland also, coincidently, consists almost entirely of all the land where slavery used to be legal back in the 1800s.

Residents of Jesusland who voted against Bush often find themselves persecuted for supporting, in the words of their oppressors, "Godless, amoral, fag-loving baby-killers" once they say anything negative about him.
~The place I regretfully live in is part of Jesusland. Don't blame me, I voted against Bush!
Jesusland by Pyro April 1, 2005

Jesusland 

1.The so-called "ignorant" red states. It implies that EVERY SINGLE VOTER IN THE SOUTH AND MIDWEST voted for Bush, in spite of the fact that Kerry got at least 40% of the votes in all those states

2. A very stupid Internet meme that's only going to ensure that the Democrats lose the midterm elections in 2006, and that the next Democratic Presidential candidate pulls numbers of 20-30% in the South and midwest next time. Mainly spread by whiny bitchy Northeastern and Californian elitist jackasses who'd rather feel morally superior than actually DO ANYTHING to break the Republican stranglehold on US politics.
I'm from "Jesusland", yet I'm a bisexual atheist who didn't vote for Bush.
Jesusland by El Freak December 4, 2004

JesusHand 

The ability to seduce any woman with a slight of hand
Wow that guy must have the JesusHand to get that many girls
JesusHand by TurtleNex December 26, 2019

Jesusland 

1. The majority of the United States, where the majority of the citzens read the Bible and have morals, unlike the Yankess.

2. The Southern States, in the United States, who know how to correctly vote for someone.
The people in Jesusland were thrilled when Senator John Kerry lost the election.
Jesusland by Swarsfanatic May 10, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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