Gladiator sandals that go up to the ankle, usually made of leather, but other materials are also acceptable. This sandals are generally regarded as awesome.
Those are awesome Jesus sandals.
by iloveharrypotterWhodoesn't? December 30, 2011
The shoes that noobsor tourists will wear.
Usually in brown or black. Flat. Usually 2 or 3 straps going over the foot and buckling on the outside of the foot
Usually in brown or black. Flat. Usually 2 or 3 straps going over the foot and buckling on the outside of the foot
by LaurAsh July 5, 2007
The name given to 40+ year old men, who wear sandals similar to that of Jesus, and other garments of inappropriate attire to inappropraite events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.
Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"
Can be referred to J.S.
Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"
Can be referred to J.S.
There goes Jesus Sandals, always cutting others lunch
That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?
Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes
That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?
Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes
by Lover of Jesus May 18, 2009
by Annie anymous September 10, 2016
by Funnyguy32 November 26, 2015
Magical shoes. Similar to the brown sandals Jesus wore except.. They are PLATFORM. They can make anyone sexy. Even You. (Except for Bishnas) (They are evil creatures).
Lucinda: OMG, did you hear about the new Jesus Platform sandals?
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.
by PrayingFishChild. May 16, 2010
by liddlejadde December 16, 2018