Jesus' Beard
Jesus' Beard by Haiiamhi April 5, 2009
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jesus beard
a man/teenager who has a beard that looks like one which jesus had. It gives the person an uncany resemblance to jesus himself.
"see last night when we were talking about Henri, her son was right behind you and i was trying to tell you to stop!"
"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"
"what?"
"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"
"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"
"what?"
"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"
jesus beard by bubblez119944 February 24, 2009
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Jesus Beard
The path of soft snow that has been freshly groomed on a ski/snowboard hill. It is so smooth it feels exactly like what Jesus' beard would feel like if it were a mountain.
Sam: What hill should we go down next?
Blake: Let's go down Four Pipe, I just saw a new patch of Jesus Beard.
Blake: Let's go down Four Pipe, I just saw a new patch of Jesus Beard.
Jesus Beard by TheSwineFlew December 27, 2011
neverending beard of jesus himself
J: I got some of the neverending beard of jesus himself.
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...
neverending beard of jesus himself by Polish Sausage July 20, 2008
the bearded jesus
I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus
the bearded jesus by Tweeter23 October 5, 2018
cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.