2 definitions by TheSwineFlew

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The path of soft snow that has been freshly groomed on a ski/snowboard hill. It is so smooth it feels exactly like what Jesus' beard would feel like if it were a mountain.
Sam: What hill should we go down next?
Blake: Let's go down Four Pipe, I just saw a new patch of Jesus Beard.
by TheSwineFlew December 23, 2011
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To poop.

Typically you are given two options, but you can always choose to poop instead.

This option is always available no matter what happens. It's almost never a good option to take, but it is important to know it's always there.
Okay, the way I see it there's two options.

Dude, don't forget about the third option!
by TheSwineFlew January 23, 2011
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