4 definitions by bubblez119944

chav

A person/group of people who go around thinking they are better than everyone else. They copy everyone else as they have no imagination of their own. With things such as music and clothing style. They tend to do nothing with their lives and spend their lives getting moved on by the police from certain places and drinking cheap alcahol.

"Hey guys, this is my new friend!"

*The group start to murmer to themselves*

"Wow thats great..."

*Group murmer to themselves again*

"oh.my.god shes a chav "

by bubblez119944 February 24, 2009

jesus beard

a man/teenager who has a beard that looks like one which jesus had. It gives the person an uncany resemblance to jesus himself.

"see last night when we were talking about Henri, her son was right behind you and i was trying to tell you to stop!"

"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"

"what?"

"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"

by bubblez119944 February 24, 2009

Premature Chip

A chip which hasn't been cooked properly. It stands out from all the rest as it isn't as golden and tasty as the others and genrally doesn't get eaten.

"Oh gosh, i think I just ate a premature chip."

"Hard Luck, did it taste disgusting?"

"Yes, I think I will stick to the normal ones"

by bubblez119944 February 18, 2009

broken message

When someone sends a really long message and it comes through in two parts but sometimes there can be a misunderstanding with the second part and the first part is repeated. On Sony Ericsson's, a little symbol comes up with an envelope broken in two. Hence the name, broken message.

First part of text message: So yeh im writing a really long message and i really hope that this doesnt come through as a broken message cause that is really anno...

Second part of text message: anno...So yeh im writing a really long message and i really hope that this doesnt come through as a broken message cause that is really

Reply: Ummm, you just sent me a broken message

by bubblez119944 February 24, 2009