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A religion praising it's founder, Jessie
I believe in Jessism because I'm smart.
Jessism by Pickchik22 October 16, 2008
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I follow the ideology of Jessism
Jessism by Jessilover May 23, 2024
An amazing person (usually with brown hair and eyes) who is smart, beautiful, kind, caring and funny. You’ll never meet a person like her so make sure not to lose her. She can be violent at times but she never has bad intentions.
Jessima is for sure going to get 100% on the test.
Jessima by Just Jim April 14, 2022

Jessimi Gomez

A celebrity internet troll renowned for being a habitual liar. She has tarnished the good name of any male from her online community (called Tyrannights) who has had the inevitable misfortune of involving himself with her intimately, be it as friends or more.
"Oh god, have you heard the latest? Jessimi Gomez is now saying that Max made death threats."

"Yeah? I even heard her pretending he threatened to murder-suicide her if he ever saw her in person!"

"What a fucking spazz. I hope she gets on the medication she needs so she can begin regaining her sanity again."
Jessimi Gomez by Vrykolakas January 19, 2018
The religion of worshipping jesse,the never ending powerful demon of the deep dark abyss
Do you wanna join our religion,jesseism
Jesseism by Aheydge7e October 30, 2019
The absolute definition of perfection and beauty. she is loved be all who know her but especially loved by one, a person called Rayn. Jessisa will always be safe and happy and she has the friends to ensure this.=) <3 00 (see also Rayn)
"Man that Jessisa is breath-taking
Jessisa by Sir Rayn October 18, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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