Jerming
I'm Jerming out!
Jerming by Adtrjeremy July 24, 2017
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jerking off a blind guy
The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.
jerking off a blind guy by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017
jerking shorts
worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises
popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button
popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button
the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score
boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts
boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts
jerking shorts by margrette sees January 24, 2013
Jerking The Thad
I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad
Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.
Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.
Jerking The Thad by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020
dirt jerking
Girl: Man, Bill has been in the bathroom for a really long time.
Guy: Yeah, he took his phone with him. I bet he is looking at porn and dirt jerking.
Guy: Yeah, he took his phone with him. I bet he is looking at porn and dirt jerking.
dirt jerking by jessford151515 April 12, 2016
Circle-Jerking
Responding to every status update/photo/like/tweet by your friends, and them doing the same for you.
Also applies when the update/photo/like/tweet is intended purely to get the online attention you crave.
Also applies when the update/photo/like/tweet is intended purely to get the online attention you crave.
"If Kellyn and Theo keep liking each other's comments and pictures and statuses, I'm gonna block both of them."
"I know. They live and work together. Is it really necessary?!"
"They're circle-jerking."
"I know. They live and work together. Is it really necessary?!"
"They're circle-jerking."
Circle-Jerking by the REAL Lex Complex October 17, 2011
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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