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Circle-Jerking 

Responding to every status update/photo/like/tweet by your friends, and them doing the same for you.
Also applies when the update/photo/like/tweet is intended purely to get the online attention you crave.
"If Kellyn and Theo keep liking each other's comments and pictures and statuses, I'm gonna block both of them."
"I know. They live and work together. Is it really necessary?!"
"They're circle-jerking."
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circle jerking 

When two or more guys all jerk off together
Some straight guys are into circle jerking with other guys
circle jerking by Josh September 5, 2003

circle jerking 

When two or more guys jerk off on a cracker and the last one to come must eat it.
The footbal team had a circle jerking contest as initiation.
circle jerking by Bella September 21, 2003

circle jerking 

when two people play free for all on mw2 and take turns killing each other to get a nuke. in turn being complete douches and ruining the game.
marksman4 and satern123 were totaly circle jerking cuz they kept takin turns gettin nukes.
circle jerking by sc-gomer February 6, 2010

circle jerking 

when guys use the cover of playing poker
so what are you doing tonight?
o...im just chillin with the boys, ya know PLAYING POKER (ie circle jerking)
circle jerking by you know May 13, 2005

circle jerking 

a term used to say someone jerks off another man, to call them gay
jon and anthony are in the kitchen circle jerking

circle jerking 

when guys say they are "playing poker", the cover for circle jerking
so what are you doing tonight?
o...im just PLAYING POKER
circle jerking by you know May 13, 2005
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