Jerm

A common nickname typically for guys with the names Jeremy, Jermey, Jeremiah, Jeramie, etc.

Guy: "Hey have you talked to Jerm recently?"

Girl: "Oh Jeremy? He's already at the party!"

by Jerm_Stone March 1, 2009

Jerm

The act of a male grinding or "dry humping" the lower back of his sexual partner with an accompanying vocalization "Uhhh Uhhh" for dramatic effect. Sometimes referenced as "The Jerm" similar to a dance move name like "The Robot" or "The Funky Chicken".

Jermed is referencing the act in past-tense. Jerming is referencing the act in present-tense.

While spooning, he gave her the Jerm as she slept but she woke up halfway through.

by AE76 January 6, 2021

Jerm

A man that will read off to you dictionary definitions of your problems, giving perfect moral support for when you need it

Man 1: Jerm, i can’t believe you’d say that
Jerm: well, you see, a joke is Reads out google definition

by Therealhaddaway March 8, 2021

Jerm

a shady, slimy, loud-mouthed dude aged 18-30 who instantly is your friend...Irritating tag-a-long or "Instabuddy" who borders on psychotic. Ironically, first name usually starts with a 'J' like Jeramy, Jameson or Jamie, etc.

"every time I fly, I end up having a Jerm sit next to me" or "the hot new girl at work has like, seven Jerms already!"

by Manny Stiles June 14, 2006

Jerm

Jerm; refers to receiving oral sex from a geriatric individual as head from a grandma is both gummy and germy.

" Bro you wont believe the bizarre jerm i got last night!" " Granny stroked out, i felt like my cock was holding on for dear life!"

by bizarre jerm December 2, 2021

Jerm

Typically a Slim Light Skinned Male 18-22 with a name starting with “J”. Usually stinks , gets no women maybe hasn’t lost his V-Card z

Yo that Jerm kid is such a loser

Yea i heard he hasn’t even lost his virginity

by underrtheradar November 12, 2022

Jerm

A male who cannot get over his ex

Bro1- damn I wish he would just stop talking about his ex man
Bro2- I know right like it’s honestly embarrassing. She just keeps rejecting him. He’s being such a jerm about this.

by Rodrick, Heffley March 29, 2024