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Jerky Jam 

When your blowing a group of people and you have too many dicks in your mouth.
I was in a gang bang the other day and suffered a jerky jam.
Jerky Jam by BChockey7 January 29, 2015
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Jamaican Circle Jerk 

A highly localised twist on the traditional circle jerk, this variant requires all members of the circle jerk to have full bottles of Red Stripe Beer lodged in their anuses. The idea is to absorb as much Red Stripe through the rectum, as possible before climaxing.
- "Yo, Brent, you coming to the Jamaican Circle Jerk tomorrow?"

-"Yeah, but first I gotta pick up a case of Red Stripe"

Jamaican Jerk-off 

Applying various spices to your penis during gratification. At climax, the ejaculate is collected and added to savory meat dishes.
In tonight's episode of Hellish Kitchen, Dylan's dish stole the show with his rustic rendition of the Jamaican Jerk-off.
Jamaican Jerk-off by Metamuciliac September 17, 2015

jamaican jerk 

When you reach from behind and through your legs in a bent over fashion with one foot propped up upon an object such as a table or chair.
My mom totally caught me busting out a Jamaican Jerk last night.
jamaican jerk by Lickibra June 10, 2008

Log Jamming Jelly Jerk

A person who likes to cram large amounts of jelly in ones rectum and enjoys eating it out.
My Boyfriend Tim is really starting to be a Log Jamming Jelly Jerk

Jamaican Jerk 

A woman, who is currently menstruating and not wearing any protection, only panties, gives a guy a handjob and lets him cum all over her "Red Stripe".

Red Stripe is usually known as the most famous beer from Jamaica
"My girlfriend is on the rag, and it sounds weird, but that turns me on. She gave me a Jamaican Jerk the other day. It was awesome!"
Jamaican Jerk by Gutterbrain August 30, 2011

jamacain-jerk 

chicken-sandwich at the gazeebo grille
I will have the Jamaican-jerk sandwich please!
jamacain-jerk by Norm Smith December 21, 2004
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