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jercle by gjfj,bjkhbk May 15, 2017
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Jerkless January
Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Jerkless January by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021
jerglecoyne
1. a person of unpleasant character and/or whose behavior is offensive to others
2. a race of greedy goblins (colloquial, archaic)
2. a race of greedy goblins (colloquial, archaic)
Unhand me, you filthy jerglecoyne! His constant rudeness and insensitivity made everyone think he was a real jerglecoyne.
jerglecoyne by Professor Ballfraction February 26, 2013
Jeccles
A lovable egg head who cares about everybody and doesn't care if people have flaws because who doesn't? They can be annoying at times but will be there for you 100% every step of the way. Obsessed with Planes and airports.
Jeccles by Mrpianoman6987 May 9, 2014
Jerkleman
Girlfriend: I'm cold.
Boyfriend: Well, I guess you can have my jacket then. I told you to get yours.
Girlfriend: Um, thanks.
Boyfriend: No problem, I'll just have to suffer now.
Girlfriend: Such a jerkleman.
Boyfriend: Well, I guess you can have my jacket then. I told you to get yours.
Girlfriend: Um, thanks.
Boyfriend: No problem, I'll just have to suffer now.
Girlfriend: Such a jerkleman.
Jerkleman by Stamatamalakies October 11, 2012
Jerilee
An earthy out-doorsy kind of girl. Jerilee is genuine,loyal and honest. She tends to have more male friends as she really doesn't do the Drama girlfriends sometimes bring. The girls she does surround herself with tend to be as genuine and loyal as she is. She does have her crazy moments as she is the kind of girl to have so much fun on a night out that she often forgets how to be careful and ends up with a wipe out. Also known as JL.
Jerilee by D.Goertzen February 4, 2010
jertlenoot
I was in my room sleeping when this jertlenoot entered my room and sat on the edge of my bed in the nude, stating that he needed to use the bathroom. He realized that he was in the wrong room and left after I repeatedly told him to get off out my room.
jertlenoot by Spendy September 3, 2005
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