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Always having a tendency to screw things up without even trying. A God given gift of jacking things up.
I don't want that guy hanging around us, he always pulls a jerkal.
Jerkal by FlickDawg April 15, 2003
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Jerkal Tunnel Syndrome 

Similar to "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome": pain, tingling, and other problems in your hand because of pressure on the median nerve in your wrist. Caused by excessive jerking-off.
Dude, I can't even grip the computer mouse - too much wacking-off last night. Shit - I think I have jerkal tunnel syndrome!

Jerkal Tunnel 

Carpal tunnel from jerking off too much is jerkal tunnel.
I rub one out at least 5 times a day, hope I don't get jerkal tunnel.
Jerkal Tunnel by AmberLyn May 10, 2012
Jeralyn is the most gorgeous girl but doesn't believe she is. She is insecure about her body, and worries about how people look at her. She is full of love but sometimes can't find the right guy. she is understanding, funny, and caring. She had been threw alot do she knows alot of good advice and on top of that she is sometimes right. She is kind but can kinda easily be upset. She likes to feel important and be told she is beautiful when she thinks it's not true. She is great in bed once you get her there. She has a beautiful smile but hates it. She likes to party and have a good life. She can be shy but when she knows you she will love you. Once you have an Jeralyn never let her go because she might not come back.
Jeralyn is my best friend and I don't wanna lose her
Jeralyn by No body 101 May 25, 2019

Jerkless January 

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

Jeraldine 

Most incredible person you will ever meet in your entire life. A cool, funny & caring girl who has sexy lips. Fun to be around and has an awesome personality. Just one of a kind.
"I just met the craziest girl I would actually want to be by my side forever. Her name is Jeraldine."
Jeraldine by MysteryP. September 11, 2011
A freaking radical dude. Really funny, sexy, strong willed, smarter than all get-up, and always the star of the party. He can talk to anyone and everyone and they'll love him to pieces.
Hey Jermal is here! Now the party can start!
Jermal by Kybeans96 January 21, 2017
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