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Jerk Pump 

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The act of jerking and fist pumping at the same time, usually in response to the occurrence of something awesome happening.

Jerking- Style of dance

Fist Pump- Think Jersey Shore and Guido dancing
(Call of Duty)
Haroon: "OH MY GOD I DIED"
Jeff: "Bitch I just got a headshot!!"

*Jeff jerk pumps to celebrate*
Jerk Pump by Prodigious Asian February 6, 2010
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the old pump and jerk 

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1. An old fashioned reach around.

2. Getting screwed over.
1. Gay porn is built on the old pump and jerk.

2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.

Pumpkin Jerk

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I'm about to go pumpkin jerk to get blue ribbon pumpkins this year.
Pumpkin Jerk by Harry cacus June 11, 2019

jerkpump 

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The process of having anal with a woman while jerking yourself off through her vagina. While your penetrating her asshole, she will finger your asshole in order to make you cum, hence forth the jerkpump.
Yo babe, do you wanna jerkpump tonight?
jerkpump by Zer0Alpha00 December 6, 2023
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

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