The coolest guy ever. Someone who has an immaculate haircut and an incredible sense of fashion (often used to describe models and singers from boybands). Junaid can also be used to refer to someone who resembles Lionel Messi when playing soccer
"Man I just listened to Zayn Malik, he's such a Junaid"
"Did you see Jack at the park, he pulled of a real Junaid moment during the match"
"I'm really pretty, do you think I have the Junaid it takes to become a model?"
The best person on Earth!!!!!!!!! Kind and funny and cool and handsome. You are so lucky if that is your name. You have the best character in the entire world.
THERE IS JUNAID, ONE OF THE COOLEST PEROSN AND KINDEST AND HANDOMEST PEROSN ALIVE.
They're the true Jennifer Lawrence fans, who will support her till the end. And won't give a damn if you think she's fat, ugly or not talented. They're hardcore and kickass. Jennifer loves her fans so much and they love her so much.
Someone: "I love Jennifer Lawrence! I'm a huge Jenniderp!"
Jenniderp: "I LOVE NITRO!"
Someone: "Nitro who?"
Jenniderp: "Run, bitch."
Jenai is the kind of girl everyone kinda likes. She's smart and she's got a great booty and great hair. If you ever need someone to listen to your problems, Jenai is your girl. She loves to argue with her men, but only cuz she finds it sexy. Don't mess with her though, she's tiny but she can take you down.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.