Jeffish

A social media shark known to attack out of the blue and leave his targets legless and screaming.

This liberal was whining about something and Jeffish came out of nowhere. So brutal!

by _Jake November 22, 2019

juffish

Acting puffish but with a "J" attitude

My Herm's rocking his juffish but he aint nothing but a puffish man

by KrizziKat August 14, 2019

Jelfish

Jelfish-When a girl is acting jealous and selfish at the same time.

When your girl is actin a fool because you want to kick it with your homies without her, shes acting jealous and being selfish. JELFISH!

by Garbizo December 29, 2008

jeffism

stupid pearls of (no) wisdom said by jeff from coupling (bbc2 sundays 10:30)

i want breasts with brains...i mean not individual brains that would be over egging the woman pudding

by dom January 12, 2004

Jeffism

Turning others into twisted, perverted demons.

Stranger: "My dad just died"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"

by Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap September 26, 2009

choking the jewfish

Vigorously master bating while eating jewfish stew

Jack had fun choking the jewfish last night

by Jewfish king November 19, 2016

jeffist christ

A godly professor at Missorui S&T. No other professor can compare and he is a true god when it comes to chemistry.

Also known as Jeffist Christ.

Dave: Yo, do you know Dr. Jeff?
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.

by calc2atmstislife January 21, 2020