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Acting puffish but with a "J" attitude
My Herm's rocking his juffish but he aint nothing but a puffish man
juffish by KrizziKat August 14, 2019
Jelfish-When a girl is acting jealous and selfish at the same time.
When your girl is actin a fool because you want to kick it with your homies without her, shes acting jealous and being selfish. JELFISH!
Jelfish by Garbizo December 29, 2008
stupid pearls of (no) wisdom said by jeff from coupling (bbc2 sundays 10:30)
i want breasts with brains...i mean not individual brains that would be over egging the woman pudding
jeffism by dom January 12, 2004
Turning others into twisted, perverted demons.
Stranger: "My dad just died"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"

choking the jewfish

Vigorously master bating while eating jewfish stew
Jack had fun choking the jewfish last night
choking the jewfish by Jewfish king November 19, 2016

jeffist christ 

A godly professor at Missorui S&T. No other professor can compare and he is a true god when it comes to chemistry.

Also known as Jeffist Christ.
Dave: Yo, do you know Dr. Jeff?
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.
jeffist christ by calc2atmstislife January 21, 2020