Jeffish

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A social media shark known to attack out of the blue and leave his targets legless and screaming.

This liberal was whining about something and Jeffish came out of nowhere. So brutal!

Jeffish by _Jake November 22, 2019

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juffish

Acting puffish but with a "J" attitude

My Herm's rocking his juffish but he aint nothing but a puffish man

juffish by KrizziKat August 14, 2019

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Jelfish

Jelfish-When a girl is acting jealous and selfish at the same time.

When your girl is actin a fool because you want to kick it with your homies without her, shes acting jealous and being selfish. JELFISH!

Jelfish by Garbizo December 29, 2008

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jeffism

stupid pearls of (no) wisdom said by jeff from coupling (bbc2 sundays 10:30)

i want breasts with brains...i mean not individual brains that would be over egging the woman pudding

jeffism by dom January 12, 2004

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Jeffism

Turning others into twisted, perverted demons.

Stranger: "My dad just died"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"

Jeffism by Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap September 26, 2009

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choking the jewfish

Vigorously master bating while eating jewfish stew

Jack had fun choking the jewfish last night

choking the jewfish by Jewfish king November 19, 2016

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jeffist christ

A godly professor at Missorui S&T. No other professor can compare and he is a true god when it comes to chemistry.

Also known as Jeffist Christ.

Dave: Yo, do you know Dr. Jeff?
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.

jeffist christ by calc2atmstislife January 21, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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