Jeffist

Jeffists are people that discriminate against Jeffs just because they are annoying.

You are a Jeffist! You always assume I am the one responsible for everything!

by JudgeOfHeaven December 31, 2021

jeffist christ

A godly professor at Missorui S&T. No other professor can compare and he is a true god when it comes to chemistry.

Also known as Jeffist Christ.

Dave: Yo, do you know Dr. Jeff?
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.

by calc2atmstislife January 21, 2020

Jeffit

The act of doing something regardless of consequences. Born in the world of software code peer reviews, but can be used effectively across all aspects of life

Developer #1: Are you gonna add any unit tests to your code?
Developer #2: Nah man, I'm just gonna Jeffit and hope for the best.

by GrumpyOldProgrammer November 13, 2018

Jeffish

A social media shark known to attack out of the blue and leave his targets legless and screaming.

This liberal was whining about something and Jeffish came out of nowhere. So brutal!

by _Jake November 22, 2019

Jeffsterday

A term which describes two days in the past.
or
One day prior to yesterday.

I had an exam Jeffsterday.

When asked:
Did you finish the project yesterday?
Response without term:
No, I finished it the day before yesterday.
Instead:
No, I finished it Jeffsterday.

by Roberto Fuentes May 7, 2008

jeffism

stupid pearls of (no) wisdom said by jeff from coupling (bbc2 sundays 10:30)

i want breasts with brains...i mean not individual brains that would be over egging the woman pudding

by dom January 12, 2004

Jeffism

Turning others into twisted, perverted demons.

Stranger: "My dad just died"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"

by Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap September 26, 2009