Jeffist
Jeffist by JudgeOfHeaven December 31, 2021
Words you can keep
jeffist christ
A godly professor at Missorui S&T. No other professor can compare and he is a true god when it comes to chemistry.
Also known as Jeffist Christ.
Also known as Jeffist Christ.
Dave: Yo, do you know Dr. Jeff?
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.
jeffist christ by calc2atmstislife January 21, 2020
Related Words
Jeffist • jeffist christ • jeffistani • jeffism • Jeffish • Jeffitis • Jeffits Head • Jeffsterday • jeffstick • Jeffsticles
Jeffit
The act of doing something regardless of consequences. Born in the world of software code peer reviews, but can be used effectively across all aspects of life
Developer #1: Are you gonna add any unit tests to your code?
Developer #2: Nah man, I'm just gonna Jeffit and hope for the best.
Developer #2: Nah man, I'm just gonna Jeffit and hope for the best.
Jeffit by GrumpyOldProgrammer November 13, 2018
Jeffish
Jeffsterday
I had an exam Jeffsterday.
When asked:
Did you finish the project yesterday?
Response without term:
No, I finished it the day before yesterday.
Instead:
No, I finished it Jeffsterday.
When asked:
Did you finish the project yesterday?
Response without term:
No, I finished it the day before yesterday.
Instead:
No, I finished it Jeffsterday.
Jeffsterday by Roberto Fuentes May 7, 2008
Jeffism
Stranger: "My dad just died"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"
Jeffism by Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap September 26, 2009
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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