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Jelfish-When a girl is acting jealous and selfish at the same time.
When your girl is actin a fool because you want to kick it with your homies without her, shes acting jealous and being selfish. JELFISH!
Jelfish by Garbizo December 29, 2008
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jealfish 

When a person is being jealous and selfish at the same time.
A friend is jealous that you're prettier than her so she won't let you borrow her clothes; she's jealfish!
jealfish by Ellie Bambi February 5, 2015
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A social media shark known to attack out of the blue and leave his targets legless and screaming.
This liberal was whining about something and Jeffish came out of nowhere. So brutal!
Jeffish by _Jake November 22, 2019

choking the jewfish

Vigorously master bating while eating jewfish stew
Jack had fun choking the jewfish last night
choking the jewfish by Jewfish king November 19, 2016
Someone who is jealous of a jew, or a jealous jew.
Hey moses! You're just jelwish!
Jelwish by bgjew May 24, 2011

Jellfish 

Something you say when Angel, Kevin or Essau say something to you and you don't know what else to say.
A,K,E: "You're stupid"
You: JELLFISH!
Jellfish by AllMon November 2, 2011
Yet another insulting term for Jews (or anyone for that matter). Usually applied to the situation in which you are denied something and you end up getting pissed off.
"Hey man, do you think I could borrow a few condoms from you? I'm out."


"Heeellll no man!! I need them bitchez tonight!"

".....Fuckin Jewfish."
Jewfish by Dr. Rufus March 1, 2009
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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