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jealfish 

When a person is being jealous and selfish at the same time.
A friend is jealous that you're prettier than her so she won't let you borrow her clothes; she's jealfish!
jealfish by Ellie Bambi February 5, 2015
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A social media shark known to attack out of the blue and leave his targets legless and screaming.
This liberal was whining about something and Jeffish came out of nowhere. So brutal!
Jeffish by _Jake November 22, 2019

choking the jewfish

Vigorously master bating while eating jewfish stew
Jack had fun choking the jewfish last night
choking the jewfish by Jewfish king November 19, 2016
Someone who is jealous of a jew, or a jealous jew.
Hey moses! You're just jelwish!
Jelwish by bgjew May 24, 2011

Jellfish 

Something you say when Angel, Kevin or Essau say something to you and you don't know what else to say.
A,K,E: "You're stupid"
You: JELLFISH!
Jellfish by AllMon November 2, 2011
Yet another insulting term for Jews (or anyone for that matter). Usually applied to the situation in which you are denied something and you end up getting pissed off.
"Hey man, do you think I could borrow a few condoms from you? I'm out."


"Heeellll no man!! I need them bitchez tonight!"

".....Fuckin Jewfish."
Jewfish by Dr. Rufus March 1, 2009