jeffism
i want breasts with brains...i mean not individual brains that would be over egging the woman pudding
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Jeffism
Stranger: "My dad just died"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"
Jeffism by Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap September 26, 2009
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jeffism • Jeffeism • jeffim • Jeffish • Jeffist • jeffistani • jeffist christ • JeffSmith • Jeffi • Jeff's mom
Jeffism
Jeffism by JudgeOfHeaven December 20, 2021
jeffism
An honest mistake made by a good chap,that was having a mental health moment for like 5 mins, then become the gentleman and good bloke that is a jeff.
Or a Jeffrey,Geoffrey,Geoff,joffrree.
A stable folk that is direct,and firm in what is right.
I may return for more jeffisms hopefully I can come back and edit.
Or a Jeffrey,Geoffrey,Geoff,joffrree.
A stable folk that is direct,and firm in what is right.
I may return for more jeffisms hopefully I can come back and edit.
Hi Jeff here how may I help you?
Um where is my planned service that was meant to arrive yesterday.
Um sorry that was a jeffism.
Let me get that fixed up right away.
Shite what happend there?
Oh that was a jeffism sorry about that.
It's one of the worst things about being a Jeffrey.
Bloody hell di you see that?
Nah mate, Jeffism!. 🤣🤣🤣.
Um where is my planned service that was meant to arrive yesterday.
Um sorry that was a jeffism.
Let me get that fixed up right away.
Shite what happend there?
Oh that was a jeffism sorry about that.
It's one of the worst things about being a Jeffrey.
Bloody hell di you see that?
Nah mate, Jeffism!. 🤣🤣🤣.
Jeffish
jeffist christ
A godly professor at Missorui S&T. No other professor can compare and he is a true god when it comes to chemistry.
Also known as Jeffist Christ.
Also known as Jeffist Christ.
Dave: Yo, do you know Dr. Jeff?
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.
jeffist christ by calc2atmstislife January 21, 2020
jeffim
Jeffim is a funny arse in the face of adversity. When in the throws of everyday living and boredom, Jeffim will lift the mood to pranks and laughs without thinking. He's an automatic crowd pleaser and knows how to move! Only be warned that if you let him drink, danger lurks... Mostly for him!
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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