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jessan
jessan by David Arlile May 3, 2008
Jesan
Super paranoid, crazy, random. Usually super random, to the point of hilarious, and so hilarious, to be really awesome.
People with this name are usually:
*LIKE TO DANCE TO RANDOM SONGS
*SINGS ALONG TO RETARDED BEATS
*LAUGHS AT TWILIGHT FANS
*IS REALLY FUNNY
*LIKES TO DEBATE ABOUT RANDOM CRAP.
*VERY LIKELY TO KICK YOUR ASS
Bob: "Who's that person dancing?"
Bob2: "Oh that's just Jesan, she does that everyday."
People with this name are usually:
*LIKE TO DANCE TO RANDOM SONGS
*SINGS ALONG TO RETARDED BEATS
*LAUGHS AT TWILIGHT FANS
*IS REALLY FUNNY
*LIKES TO DEBATE ABOUT RANDOM CRAP.
*VERY LIKELY TO KICK YOUR ASS
Bob: "Who's that person dancing?"
Bob2: "Oh that's just Jesan, she does that everyday."
Jessandeering
Verb - To get in the way of a coworker who is perfectly capable of handling a task singlehandedly and taking over the task as your own for no apparent reason
I was sweeping the floor, I was nearly done, I had all the dust in a pile, and Bart came over and started jessandeering the pile with a broom he had sprinted to get seconds earlier.
Jessandeering by BigRichard42069 October 3, 2017
Jecson
The most beautiful person you will ever meet. He will kick butt but will also be there when you need him. He's sassy, moody, and nasty. He also goes by lelisco and is one of the best youtubers ever. If you end up datihg him he will call you a fatty and he will love himself more than he loves you. Don't ever get him mad because you will regret it.
Guy #1: Is that Angel?
Guy #2: No that's Jecson!
Jecson: Who are you calling Angel?
Guy #1: You heard me
Jecson: *punches guy #1 and knocks him out*
Guy #2: OH MY GOD JECSON YOU ARE SUCH A BADDIE!
Jecson: We been knew
Guy #2: No that's Jecson!
Jecson: Who are you calling Angel?
Guy #1: You heard me
Jecson: *punches guy #1 and knocks him out*
Guy #2: OH MY GOD JECSON YOU ARE SUCH A BADDIE!
Jecson: We been knew
Jecson by nicki's baby September 10, 2020
Jessani
Jessani is the kind of girl who will shamelessly tell you that you were in their dream the night before, because she loves it when people tell her that. She’s laid back but also sensitive, so compartmentalizing her emotions can end up kicking her in the ass in the long-run.
Jessani is loyal but hates being tied down. Jessani is okay with wearing mismatched socks if they have the same patterns.
Jessani is loyal but hates being tied down. Jessani is okay with wearing mismatched socks if they have the same patterns.
Jessani by Classic shrimp January 5, 2021
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