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Super paranoid, crazy, random. Usually super random, to the point of hilarious, and so hilarious, to be really awesome.
People with this name are usually:
*LIKE TO DANCE TO RANDOM SONGS
*SINGS ALONG TO RETARDED BEATS
*LAUGHS AT TWILIGHT FANS
*IS REALLY FUNNY
*LIKES TO DEBATE ABOUT RANDOM CRAP.
*VERY LIKELY TO KICK YOUR ASS

Bob: "Who's that person dancing?"
Bob2: "Oh that's just Jesan, she does that everyday."
Bob: "Who's that person dancing?"
Max: "Oh that's just Jesan, she does that everyday."
Jesan by Moonshaft February 28, 2010
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Tammi Jean 

Tammi Jean is a dope female rapper from Philly formally known as Lady Merk. Who appeared on MTV’s “Stamp Of Approval” and VH1’s “Miss Rap Supreme”. Birth name Tamara Jean Lewis.
I ran into the very talented and beautiful Tammi Jean last night at an award show, and she is so humble.
Tammi Jean by Ugotit February 13, 2020

Jean-Baptiste Maunier 

A French actor and singer born December 22nd, 1990. Maunier gained fame for his starring role in the 2004 French film Les Choristes, in which Maunier plays Pierre Morhange, a delinquent with an exceptional singing voice at the correctional school Fond de L'Étang.
Person 1: We had to watch 'Les Choristes' for french class...

Person 2: Aw man, that sucks

Person 1: No, it had Jean-Baptiste Maunier as Morhange!!! HE'S SO FRIGGIN HAWT!!!!

jean-baptiste 

The most handsome and gentle French guy ever. jean-baptiste is hot, sexy, sweet & a great friend, you should all know one and have one in your life.
I love jean-baptiste, he's so perfect!
jean-baptiste by frenchycorgi September 23, 2020

Jean Kirstein 

A Jean Kirstein is seen as cocky, honest, and hot-headed. Some believe that he is a fine looking man. When he got frustrated, a Feckled Jesus use be there to calm him down. Nowadays he roams with his herd to fight Titans. It is hinted that he may resemble a horse. Many have created theories and fanart, but it has yet to be confirmed whether or not he is in fact, a horse.
Mikasa: Man, Jean Kirstein seems really confident today.
Armin: Yeah! He's so awesome and good looking! I wish I could be like him
Jean Kirstein by ErenJäger January 11, 2016
Someone who appears to be a quite and shy person at first, but after a while will talk more than anyone in the room. They tend to be independent, stoic and level-headed, but are actually sensitive and long for intimacy.
"Wow, Jean, I never knew you were actually such a talker"
Best way to describe Jean, is "Fool him once, shame on him. Fool him twice, and you're world will crumble."
Jean by BashewsCherry December 16, 2020
One of the very best people to ever meet with. Jean is a very rare name given to children who will have it all. People with this name are caring, loving, thoughtful, lit, funny and sometimes naughty
I wish there were more Jean's on the world.
Jean by The _Truth_$ June 1, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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