jeclan
Look there at the jeclans!
jeclan by Iloveyoupookiebear1122 July 29, 2023
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Jelani
This is for all the Jelani’s across the world....We experience embarrassment and aren’t comedians but stand up or stand out from the ones who conform and be like everyone else, our name means mighty in reality. Which is possibly why life is always throwing more rocks and blockades upon us when our feet are already planted into the ground. So don’t let anyone tell you can’t do shit I know I know times get rough and you may hate your name and become a stranger to the world and forget who you are, but stay connected to your true self have self love before any bitch catches ya balls at home plate ya feel me. Now be strong mighty mice the ride ain’t over, and trust me all those females who were looking at you will be throwing there panties once you realize your power. One time for the one time for the Jelani’s across the world
JELANI KING
Men that are irresistible to women. These men usually end up in relationships with multiple women that are happily aware of the other women. Usually the JELANI KING and the women all live in the same home. The women in a JELANI KING's life understand that it takes more than one woman to keep a JELANI KING happy, and that the JELANI KING has the ability to keep all of his women happy.
JELANI KING by JELANI KING FAN CLUB June 4, 2013
Jewlander
The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.
Jewlander by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010
Jelani
A guy who is one of the best lovers and kissers to there beautiful girlfriend/wife. Tons of girls think he is cute and so sexy but he only deals with one of the sexiest girls he finds. He will treat any girl perfect and will die for them. Also he is very athletic when it comes to sports. Big Daddy some calls him.
Daniela: Man I want to date Jelani so bad
Kesha: Same but he already has someone
Daniela: Yeah I know but he is so hot
Kesha: Same but he already has someone
Daniela: Yeah I know but he is so hot
Jelani by Breadwinner December 1, 2016
Jelani
a kool guy who every1 wants 2 hang out wit. Fun hot athletic and the life of the party. Big man on campus
Jelani by Jelani Fields October 18, 2008
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