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The most beautiful person you will ever meet. He will kick butt but will also be there when you need him. He's sassy, moody, and nasty. He also goes by lelisco and is one of the best youtubers ever. If you end up datihg him he will call you a fatty and he will love himself more than he loves you. Don't ever get him mad because you will regret it.
Guy #1: Is that Angel?
Guy #2: No that's Jecson!
Jecson: Who are you calling Angel?
Guy #1: You heard me
Jecson: *punches guy #1 and knocks him out*
Guy #2: OH MY GOD JECSON YOU ARE SUCH A BADDIE!
Jecson: We been knew
Jecson by nicki's baby September 10, 2020
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Strong, loyal, protective, artistic, will sacrifice himself so others don't go without. His kindness is unlike any other but so is his temper. Those who are on the side of his love will never want to leave, those who are on the side of his rath will wish they could leave but for some reason are drawn to him anyway. Compassionate, understanding, great fighter but also gives good advice. Very sexy, his eyes look straight into your soul. There is no other like him. He does not open up easily but the lucky girl that wins his heart is treated like the queen she is. He recognizes his soulmate and makes sure she knows it. She is spoiled by him but also knows that she must spoil him in return. There is no greater love story then Jerson, the king, and his queen.
Q: How did she get so lucky to wind up with Jerson when so many before her failed?
A: Jerson always knew he would recognize his queen when she finally came along, in his eyes no other can compare.
Statement: She is one lucky girl, there is no one else like Jerson.
Statement: She knows it too, there will be no other for him because she will never let him go, they are true soulmates. J&H
Jerson by La Reina de Jerson April 12, 2013
Related Words
Jecson • Jenson • jetsons • jewson • jacson • Jeconiah • Jeison • Jepson • jeyson • jeason

jetsonian 

Relating to a time in the future, similar to that on the classic television show The Jetsons.
We are only a few years worth of R&D away from a fully working jetsonian car.
jetsonian by jetsonian March 31, 2003
A Northen name mainly found in the English County of Yorkshire. Descendants from the Vikings people and early Anglo-Saxon's who arrived in the British Isles. The last King of Castleford, a small town in West Yorkshire was King Jepson the Shield of Airdale. Conquered the petty Kingdom's of Pontefract and Knottingly.
That Jepson should be King of Yorkshire.
Jepson by King Jepson February 7, 2017
Jeason is a smart, loyal, great friend never lets you down, he’s also generous and he loves to learn. He makes new friends everywhere he goes and always has a story to tell.
Jeason by BuddhaG3 February 11, 2018

Wet Jetson 

When you diarrhea in aluminum foil, gently place wrapped surprise into the refrigerator as decoy for leftovers.
I was starving after work, and my damn roommate, only left me to my surprise, wet jetson.
Wet Jetson by Tomorrow People November 7, 2015
The best guy some one could ever meet he is super attractive , intelligent, sexy, hot and more. He gets so many girls and is a really fun character. He is also loving and falls in love too quickly, but still generally cares about everyone he meets
wow, that jeyson guy sure is fine!
jeyson by classythoughts October 8, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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