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A ugly ass nigga whos gonna get cracked for fucking another niggas bitch. Nigga also looks like that one tiger from Madagascar
Ah hell naw it’s Jocsan, word around town he a bitch.
Jocsan by Yesniggaitstrue September 20, 2022
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Jocsan • jocsany • joksan • jonsandman • Josan • josanna • Jecsan • Jobsang • jocan • Jocean
Son of King David. Real man of God. Fears no man, no devil, no beast, no dragon. Fears God Yeshua hamashiach.
That is Jocsan, son of King David.
JOCSAN by Wilbertisgay June 14, 2023

JonSandman Disease 

Yelling in a YouTube video for seemingly no reason, in a click bait fashion.
"Why are you yelling?!"

"Sorry, it's like a tick that comes out of nowhere. It's called JonSandman disease."

Jonsandman 

My dad.
“Score that?” “Never mind, forgot you’re Jonsandman.”
Jonsandman by Moi guys May 21, 2018
This name (in various spellings) has been common among European royalty, being borne by ruling queens of Naples, Navarre and Castile. Another famous bearer was Joan of Arc, a patron saint of France (where she is known as Jeanne d'Arc), who defeated the English in the battle of Orléans. JosAnnes are known to kick ass and take names.
Wow - She's totally blowing away the competition, she's a real JosAnne.
JosAnne by otter_jr February 3, 2010

Josangover 

The overall feeling of dizziness, ecstasy, confusion, enlightenment, and pleasure pain after a long and epic night with Jose.
Alexandra was unable to walk, stand, or function as a human being due to the sex coma she was in after a night with Jose, it was, indeed, the world's first Josangover.
Josangover by the real ROY May 22, 2011
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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