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Jessani is the kind of girl who will shamelessly tell you that you were in their dream the night before, because she loves it when people tell her that. She’s laid back but also sensitive, so compartmentalizing her emotions can end up kicking her in the ass in the long-run.

Jessani is loyal but hates being tied down. Jessani is okay with wearing mismatched socks if they have the same patterns.
Dude have you talked to Jessani lately? She’s been MIA and I miss her!
Jessani by Classic shrimp January 5, 2021
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Jessenia is the funny/cool girl she likes to laugh ALOT they get along with Noah's alot. They're actually really funny in school they tend to get smart with the teachers and argue and be a total-bad ass and wear what's in style. But if you're her friend you won't regret it she'll make you laugh even in your hardest times just her laughing or smiling will make you grin. Jessenia's tend to have braces but they make braces hot jessenia's have dark brown hair Hazel eyes curvy body. If you are a Jessenia boyfriend you're very lucky she'll love you till no end but watch yourself when you're around other girls they get jealous very easy you'll most likely find jessenia's with there friends are on Facebook or Tumblr. Jessenia's make everything fun no matter what they like to sing and dance and aren't afraid to try anything because they know they're living there life.
Miguel: Hey it's my ex jessenia!

Taye:Woah, bro your ex? She's hot why'd you dump her?

Miguel: I don't know i regret it though she looks amazing.

Taye: I know i'm going to ask her to the dance .
Jessenia by AnthemLights69 February 7, 2013
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Jessamine 

The name of a girl who is wonderful, talented, and unique. Despite her brusque appearance, she is actually very sweet and caring. Seeing her smile will put you on top of the world.

There is also a flower called the jessamine, but don't be fooled; no plant could ever be as beautiful as she.
I can't believe I'm lucky enough to know a girl like Jessamine. She's simply the greatest.
Jessamine by Sherlock Thor February 4, 2010
n. A tottaly nice and very pretty person. Who everyone adores
2. a cool classy person with a artistic mind (see artistic) 3. someone smart 4. a good friend 5. awesome[:
Wow shes such a Jessenia!
Jessenia by Kathyyycat January 15, 2008

Jessalie 

The best damn girl friend you will ever come across. She is always there for you when you need her. She has her moments but once she knows you actually care she will open up to you and trust you with the most personal information. You can trust her with anything you tell her and you will always have the best fun together.
Don't talk to Jessalie like that! She is mY BEST FRIEND!
Jessalie by synderellarose317 November 25, 2017
A state of rapturous delight or being overcome with poetic inspiration.
Suddenly, the jessan inside of me took over.
I'm in need some jessan.
Are you jessan' me?
jessan by David Arlile May 3, 2008
A beautiful girl with a big ass and nice curves.
a girl every guy wants, because she's also amazing in bed and foreplay. she's also smart, funny, sweet, nice, and have an funny laugh.
Josh: "look at that ass!"

Bob: "She must be a jessenia"
Jessenia by michealstweart September 6, 2011
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