Jeanean
Jeanean by thatonechick5678 December 22, 2008
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Jeneane
1. That girl Jeneane is so funny and outgoing. It doesn't hurt that she's sexy as hell, too. She could be a bitch though, but you gotta love her!
Jeneane by TheAnonymousGuy March 28, 2012
Jeannean
n-(ja-neen)The most wonderfully beautiful, and honest person in the world. Known to be more beautiful than the sunny morning sky and lovelier than the moonlit summer walk home. She dont take no shit. People usually call her Jeanny, Jean, Neanie, Neaners or Nean. The absolute best friend you can ever have. Vivacious, spontaneous, fiercely loyal, extremely sexual, loving and faithful.
Janeane Garofalo
An ignorant D-list celebrity/bitch that has never made a substantive argument to back up any of her political views and instead just calls everyone that disagrees with her a racist or a homophobe. Most recently, she did this when she accused tea party protesters of being racist rednecks, even though the protest had nothing at all to do with race. JG lacks the cognitive ability to understand that it is possible for people to be angry about the excessive spending, coming hyperinflation and tax increases that will destroy this country, and not be racists. Also, she doesn't shave her pits and has a head the size of a Hummer.
Janeane Garofalo by RME1976 July 12, 2009
Jenean
A woman with many talents, including knowing a bull*%&^ liar when she see's one. Knows how to kick ass, and take names. Loves deep and f*%^& hard.
A sexy ass woman who I can only hope to get with or get someone just like her.
My dream bitch!
A sexy ass woman who I can only hope to get with or get someone just like her.
My dream bitch!
Me: Jenean is looking good today, but man did she about kill that guy who gave her lip!
Hank: Hell yeah she did! She looked ready to kick his ass! Her man is the luckiest fag around.
Me: I know.... I hope they split up so I can get with her.
Hank: Dream on fag.
Hank: Hell yeah she did! She looked ready to kick his ass! Her man is the luckiest fag around.
Me: I know.... I hope they split up so I can get with her.
Hank: Dream on fag.
Jenean by makes u wonder July 2, 2009
Jeanann
Jeanann means being down to earth, easy to talk to, trustworthy, and someone other people would likely look up to.
John: Man, I really need someone to talk to buy I don't know who.
Adam: You should talk to Megan, she's so Jeanann
Adam: You should talk to Megan, she's so Jeanann
Jeanann by moneyhoney12 January 21, 2009
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