Jeammy

A total waste of your time. A completely useless human being. Jeammy will do whatever he can to waste your time, and ruin your life. If you meet a Jeammy, immediately throat punch him.

Hey, look at that Jeammy, I have seen dog poop with more use than him!

by Greasyfrenchguy March 16, 2022

Jammy Stick

A wooden rod with a nail banged onto the end of it (must be read in a British accent)

"Bfjwbfownfhwodhsb Jammy Stick" said the southern man as he emerged from the bayou.

by Neinmonkey October 1, 2017

jammy git

Lucky fellow .. usually as a result of some surprising and undeserved luck

You won the raffle again? You jammy git!

by gdgfdgfdgfdhf April 17, 2009

Jemmy

A synonym for being sleepy.

"Ngl I'm lowkey Jemmy right now"

by HickeyOFPFP March 17, 2023

Pajama Jammy Blam

“Pajama Jammy Blam” - the enviro safe practice of ejaculating into your sleeping attire from the night before. The idea being to eliminate the need for a towel, sock, or Kleenex. It’s an environmentally responsible way to help your household become more sustainable by reducing laundry loads.......

I’m doing my part to help cut down on unnecessary laundry by utilizing the Pajama Jammy Blam.

The wife rolled over with a headache first thing in the morning so I had to resort to a pajama jammy blam to get my day started.

by ScootsMcFireboots January 14, 2021

jammy rape

When your mom or dad forces you to get your pj's on. You definetly do not want to. You struggle with all your might to break free from you mommy's grasp. But you cant. You call for an adult, but it is to late. Everybody's out of the house. Before you know it, your in your bed asleep. You were just forced into your own pj's.

Stevey: Adult! Adult! Im being jammie raped. help! Jammy rape! jammy rape!
Mother: Your next Martha.

by BOSnd417 March 17, 2010

jammy bottoms

Something a gay guy sleeps in.

When Scott (who is 38 and drives a barnasor) has to call his mom to know if she has hemmed his jammy bottoms. He must be gay.

by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008