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Jooner
Person 1: You better watch out, that guy is connected with the mob. He's a jooner.
Person 2: It's ok, he's too busy gooning all day to care about me.
Person 2: It's ok, he's too busy gooning all day to care about me.
Jooner by MarkPooksh May 20, 2023
Related Words
JbOnEr • Joner • jbone • jaboner • jooner • joner boner • jonererilled • jonerous • Jonerys • Jhonerie
joner stogging
Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.
Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."
joner stogging by yaydude April 25, 2009
Jonera
Beautiful, intelligent, and full of love. Her love flourishes through and spread to those who are in need of having love in the there life. This name breathes a sense of life to those who say it making them feel a sense of beauty within themselves. Also shows care and passion for everyone through her beautiful heart and finds her way through tough situations no matter what the case may be.
Joner
Person 1: Hey, I just benched 95! I feel great!
Person 2: Yeah man good job!
(Person 1 walks away)
Person 2 (to his friend): Man, what a joner...
Person 2: Yeah man good job!
(Person 1 walks away)
Person 2 (to his friend): Man, what a joner...
Joner by The Swolestar August 29, 2020
Joner
Derivative of the two words, "Jean" and the slang word, "Boner".
A folding of the jeans in the crotch region of a pair of jeans that results in a small to medium sized uprising when worn. Usually found when worn by girls, although they can be found in certain males who either have microscopic genitalia or who wear loose jeans.
A folding of the jeans in the crotch region of a pair of jeans that results in a small to medium sized uprising when worn. Usually found when worn by girls, although they can be found in certain males who either have microscopic genitalia or who wear loose jeans.
jaboner
to have a massive erection that is very noticeable. You know the kind you get when you sleep over your friends house house with the hot mom and you sneak into her room and smell her bras and panties. Or when you see OBAMA
saying boner but being sneaky about it
saying boner but being sneaky about it
man dont look at my pants unless you wanna see my jaboner.
i was smelling you moms panties and i got a jaboner
sym: errection, boner, tits, dike, fag
ant: niggers
i was smelling you moms panties and i got a jaboner
sym: errection, boner, tits, dike, fag
ant: niggers
jaboner by Adolf oliver nipples123 January 23, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.