The Numero uno. The only one. The Queen of the jungle arcade! It's when a female is so fly, so cool, so utterly in sync with the universe she has to be a Jazzie. You can only hope to get close to the amazingness that is her. And if you by chance are associated with a Jazzie, then you are truly one of this existence's lucky few people that can say they know the most dangerously coolest person in history.
*Person 1 is chewing on a chunk of asphalt*
Jazzie: Sup homeslice?
*Person 1 sprouts wings, dons a halo, and charges into a spontaneous occurring battle while playing saxophone*