to be excited by something
I'm really jazzed with the new sushi restaurant.
literally a bag of semen, could literally mean a used condom. In actual usage, it refers to someone who acts like an extreme asshole.
"I can't believe that jitbag grabbed my girlfriend's hooters".
the inverse relationship between the size of a man's vehicle and the size of his penis.
Another dude in an H2, definitely Hummer Syndrome. Man why doesn't he just get a bumper sticker that says "I'm compensating for my small dick".
Buy a
Hummer Syndrome
mug!
Yet another phrase for breasts. An extention of "mellons", coming by way of those crappy Precious Moments statuettes.
Buy a
precious mellons
mug!
oral sex performed on a supposedly straight man by a gay man
Dude, just say no if Bruce offers you a "San Francisco Treat".
Buy a
San Francisco Treat
mug!
the oversized upper arms of highly overweight women, usually highly visible during summer when these women wear sleeveless shirts.
Ugh, look at the flippers on that heffer.
