Lauren is a bisexual Cuban American. She's hot. Planet green eyes ready attack you. She will make you question your sexuality. Her smile will kill you just by looking at it. She is funny af. Grammar police. If you get on her bad side, she will go off or she will ignore you and probably block you on social media. WARNING: SHE WILL MAKE YOU TURN GAY!!!! Sassy af.

Random person: who is your favorite Disney princess?
Me: Lauren Jauregui
Random person: But she's not......
Me: I SAID LAUREN JAUREGUI

Lauren Jauregui by M1k3y_J4ur3gu1 August 27, 2017

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Lauren jauregui

Will make you gay.

"Lauren jaureguis ass tho"

Lauren jauregui by Jacky sucks June 5, 2017

Lauren Jauregui

Lauren Michelle Jauregui is the definition of perfection. She has eyes that make your chocolate melt even in the middle of winter and a smile that makes you die just by looking at it. Lauren girls often have some of the most intense "feels" as Lauren posts alarmingly attractive selfies on a regular basis and flaunts what she's got like it's her business. Not to mention, her voice is strong like a lion yet smooth like a baby's ass and as soothing as a bowl of weed after a long day. Lauren will sass anyone anywhere, and her sass is commonly attributed to her father Michael Jauregui, who makes sure that the fandom is kept in check with his "Really?" tweets and his recreational use of the block button. Overall, Lauren is a baddass girl who does what she wants and doesn't put up with any bullshit, and she is a boss onstage and off.

Who's that girl from Fifth Harmony who screamed "Holy shit" when they made it to the finals on The X Factor?

Oh, that's Lauren Jauregui, the baddest bitch in town!

Lauren Jauregui by @FifthHarmonyyyy April 15, 2013

Lauren Jauregui

beautiful eyes, beautiful smile, beautiful voice. thats Lauren Jauregui - bisexual Cuban American woman and she's proud of it.

lauren jauregui -
"you aint gotta go to work"

every harmonizer (probably turned gay from lauren) -

*sings along*
*does full choreographed dance routine*
*screams at the top of voice* "SING IT LAUREN"

Lauren Jauregui by green eyed goddess March 30, 2017

Lauren Jauregui

Perfection. I never thought I would see an angel in real life, let alone watch her as she makes a difference in the world around her. She is an inspiring, highly intelligent, beautiful, hard-working, talented, and caring woman. She uses her large platform to help people be more aware of our corrupted world.

When I look at Lauren Jauregui all I see is perfection.

Lauren Jauregui by Laurminally September 14, 2017

Lauren Jauregui

A fucking beautiful, breath-taking green eyed goddess

I would make Lauren Jauregui run over me with a car and I would still say "Thank you".

Lauren Jauregui by tikus November 6, 2018

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026