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A ship from the Steven Universe, Universe, consisting of the HOMEWORLD gems Lapis and Jasper, see Lasper. Some non-believers say it would be abusive, but most shippers know that Lapis and Jasper are equally evil, and will both enventually (most likely) turn good. Also, there is a sizable difference in, well, size, between them, which makes it rather cute.
Everybody needs a daily dose of Jaspis to be sane.
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jaspinda 

A New Zealand leader that has mastered the art of lies and deception through media spin, usually involves long drawn out responses that have little content and nothing to do with the topic on hand.
Usually involves many rapid arm movements, flashing teeth and tiltly head action to aid in the distraction and spin
bro that person talked for hours and still didnt really say anything. yea bro thats jaspinda speak for ya.
jaspinda by muppeth8r October 15, 2020
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Jaspinder 

Is a Indian Beauty! A Jaspinder is a goddess worrier that knows how to get what she wants! Gives no shit about haters. Only one way for this Indian beauty, and that’s the way to success. She’s a hot bitch with a sweet attitude! If u see a Jaspiner, u stay on her good side!
Ellen: Minzy, I don’t think I can do it! There is nooo wayyy I will get the job
Minzy: U DUMB FUCK, can u start feeling Jaspinder about your self?!!
Jaspinder by Moonisalwaysfull October 15, 2019

Jashish moment 

A moment when you dont know whats going on but u still start blurting out random crap.
Guy: Hey, what is the formula for area??
You: AREA IS STEWIE GRIFFIN TIMES MEGAN FOX = BILF haha
Guy: umm...

Man with golden voice : Jashish moment right there
The most gorgeous girl in the whole wide world. Knows how to cheer you up. Amazing pianist. Best smile and is simply amazing. She is smart, talented and is a gift from God :) We all know that Jassis' are the best <3
K: Omg you know Jassis?
N: Yeah.
K: She is the nicest girl you will ever meet. So gorgeous. I just love her.
N: Yeah, all the guys dig her too ;)
Jassis by miaaooooooooow. March 22, 2012
Jasps is a shortned version of the name jasper. you could also call someone jasps the ledge meanining that the person in question is called jasper and he is a ledge (amazing person.)normally used in england
person A: your a ledge jasps
Jasps the ledge: well yes that is why they call me Jasps the ledge.
jasps by jazz1234 November 28, 2005
noun (pronounced jay-pis-tuh) - To make unlawful advances by men of Taiwanese descent towards women whereby the circumstances are influenced by signficant consumption of alochol.
I was at the club and saw Jason in the corner with a girl. Immediately called INS and notified them about the Jaypist.
Jaypist by LittleBig Dernay November 2, 2009
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