Lea ~ "Holy shitkebabs; see that beautiful bloke over there with a massive beard?"
Victoria ~ "Yeah, what a BILF, let's go fondle it!"
Victoria ~ "Yeah, what a BILF, let's go fondle it!"
by ichbintimothy February 05, 2014
by Mardy M January 17, 2011
A boss I'd like to fuck.
1. Someone epic who's way out of the league of the person using the term that they secretly fantasize about in the shower.
2. The boss / employer of the person using the term.
1. Someone epic who's way out of the league of the person using the term that they secretly fantasize about in the shower.
2. The boss / employer of the person using the term.
1.
A: But have you seen J Law?? She's such a BILF!
B: Hell yeah!
2.
A: Mr Dennis is like super hot. He's such a BILF!
B: That's gross and concerning. You are really lonely.
A: But have you seen J Law?? She's such a BILF!
B: Hell yeah!
2.
A: Mr Dennis is like super hot. He's such a BILF!
B: That's gross and concerning. You are really lonely.
by GayFoyc August 21, 2016
by FG Fan January 17, 2011
Brother I'd Like to Fuck. not your actual brother, unless you are from Alabama, but someone who is close to you like a brother, but you also think he is hot.
by DallasDolly September 10, 2010
by NICANATER July 14, 2010
BILF is BOSS I'd Like to Fuck.
The whole point of having the acronym (like MILF) is that it's a bit taboo.
The whole point of having the acronym (like MILF) is that it's a bit taboo.
My BILF works me really hard. Yeah, baby.
Oooh, the BILF is coming! Time for me to stand by the copier and look cute....
Oooh, the BILF is coming! Time for me to stand by the copier and look cute....
by creaternity June 09, 2006