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The religion of Xxxtentacion himself. To participate in this religion, you must be an ultimate chad, and must only listen to Jah's music. In Jahism, there is no God. Instead, we worship Jah, and only refer to Jah as Jah.
Person 1 (a beta male): "Yo, I heard you're following Jahism now!"
Person 2 (absolute chad): "Spotlight, moonlight, Jahmen."
jahism by Supbrz February 2, 2019
Related Words

Jashish moment 

A moment when you dont know whats going on but u still start blurting out random crap.
Guy: Hey, what is the formula for area??
You: AREA IS STEWIE GRIFFIN TIMES MEGAN FOX = BILF haha
Guy: umm...

Man with golden voice : Jashish moment right there
1. noun.
A word or phrase that is not colloquial language. Examples include the following: Guyganchuous, Hugeons, Most Kosh, Ricky Tic, Cheap Charlie, Jimmy-Jammy, Dunky-Dunk, Thub Nars and Nub Nuggets, Duka-Duka, Doody-Doo’s, Man-Package, My silk boxers rubbing against Jimmy-Joe, Nook-a-Nozzie, I will pee on his leg, I may be going to a naughty-naughty place, Dad-gom Dangerous, Dees, Doughts, Dessims, Dizzims, Dwims, Dwems, That thingy, Thing a ma giggy, Doo Hickie, Hootie Hoo, She has a nice pooper.

2. noun.
Words or phrases from urban dictionary used as colloquial language.
You do not understand, because he used another Joshism.

jasehism 

The ACTUAL religion of xxxtentacion a religion that anyone can belong too
Hey yea I'm apart of the jasehism religion
jasehism by lavenderrocks March 4, 2019
Used when someone close to you, particularly if they are a close friend, just says and does dumb things.
An example of a Joshism would be your friend leaving the car running during a football game in which you had to walk 3 miles to the stadium before he realizes the car is still on and could easily be stolen.
Joshism by Low T September 9, 2020

JSSHISMP 

Tim: *snif* whats that smell?

Bob: Oh, sorry, JSSHISMP. Later bro.
JSSHISMP by TheThought October 4, 2011