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jaspinda 

A New Zealand leader that has mastered the art of lies and deception through media spin, usually involves long drawn out responses that have little content and nothing to do with the topic on hand.
Usually involves many rapid arm movements, flashing teeth and tiltly head action to aid in the distraction and spin
bro that person talked for hours and still didnt really say anything. yea bro thats jaspinda speak for ya.
jaspinda by muppeth8r October 15, 2020
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The bard of our hearts and loyal friend to Geralt of Rivia.He convinced us all to toss a coin to our witcher and now we are all broke.
Friend:Hey did you know that Jaskier carries the whole show?
Me:Yeah man he is the highlight of the show without a doubt.
Jaskier by chriskoko January 15, 2020

Jasper Hale 

Jasper Hale is the hottest male vampire in the whole Twilight saga (books and movie). He exceeds Edward in every category and he can come and bite me whenever he wants! He and his wife Alice Cullen are the only reason I Can sit through and read the torture that is Bella and Edward and the rest of the Twilight Saga. He is tall with Chin length honey Blond hair and Golden eyes. He used to have red eyes from where he drunk human blood when he was part of a new-born army controlled by his sire and former lover Maria, However that changed when he met Alice and chose to convert to a vegetarian vampire lifestyle for her. Jasper plays the whole redeeming soul, hot, brooding, bad boy image to the max and it would make a much interesting story to have Jasper and Alice the main characters of twilight instead of the boring and Loveless Bella and Edward.
“Team Jasper”

“Jasper Hale is by far the hottest man in Twilight”

“Edward? Jacob? Puftt! I’m all for Jasper.”

“I would rather fuck Jasper then Edward"
Jasper Hale by AliJazz August 3, 2012
Beautiful, compassionate, adventurous, and unique. A Jasmien’s personality is typically fine as gold, with a heart so pure. If you meet a Jasmien, you’d want to be her friend right away. Their laugh is contagious, and their smile just as infectious. A Jasmien is a jewel and a rare find indeed.
Oh...Jasmien?! Yeah I love that girl!! She makes me laugh all the time!
jasmien by SneakyLink December 17, 2017
Used on a male, being completely unattractive, throwed ,ugly or physically deformed.

Having the complete opposite effect when used on females.
They are the most gorgeous creatures to roam the earth since like 1995 bih.
Girl 1: Wow, he's such a Jasiely!
Girl 2: I know! And He smells!

Guy 1: Damn, She a Jasiely?
Guy 2: Straight up bro.
Jasiely by ManDimeForLife. May 19, 2011

jasper jordan 

The softest boy to ever exist.
A main character in the The 100 series. He's played by Devon Bostick.
A fan of The 100: I love Jasper Jordan! He's my favorite character!
jasper jordan by okjaa September 26, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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