Jaspering 

the preformance of the jasper

To give someone a Jaspering is to preforming doggy style on a female while placing a carrot in her asshole in the city of Birmingham, the home to the British comedian Jasper Carrot

Jaspering by Ryan Hollingsworth November 28, 2006

Jaspering 

What Jasper does when he is in the bathroom by himself.

Person 1: Where is Jasper? He’s been inside the bathroom for 2 class periods.

Person 2: He’s probably Jaspering

Jaspering by SadboyMqtthew69 April 10, 2020

Jaspering 

jasper is making posts that are jasper

jaspering late at night?
yep

Jaspering by laxxex March 21, 2021

Jaspering 

Jasperen has 2 meanings:

1) To ignore; suddenly go offline or avoid people
2)Exaggerating and attacking people for making jokes.

1:Stop jaspering me
2: ...
1: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Jaspering by Poopydestroyer February 23, 2020

Jaspering 

When you bitch about fat-shaming in media while also admitting you find overweight men to be sexy to the point of having their onlyfans content reposted on your social media.

Oh he is Jaspering again.

Jaspering by MM132 January 30, 2024

jabbering 

The action of running ones mouth aimlessly about no important topic

Tom was jabbering to megan

jabbering by Macetom1122 March 2, 2017

Mick Jaggering

The act of fathering or claiming to have fathered numerous children with many estranged women. (especially prevalent with musicians)

Named for the infamous Mick Jagger

- Hey man have you seen Billy latey?
- No. I heard he's been Mick Jaggering with a bunch of groupies

Mick Jaggering by BlackjackII January 28, 2008