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Jaretd

Your most average ohioan, taco muncher, tortilla flipper, owner of carlos the lll, statue of liberty, and andrew rates bff!! Just jokes… he is a great funny friend and supports everyone he is around with. Very respectful too i appreciate what he has done for the gggts :D
Oh hey! who is that ohioan?

oh… that’s jaretd lol!!
by Aasiba November 3, 2022
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Jaretd

They’re the best thing that can walk into your life. A Jaretd will brighten your day in the most impossible ways you can imagine. They’re the reason to wake up in the morning and go to sleep again just to see them in the morning! Jaretd’s are amazing creatures and will always be a reason to smile. If you ever have the chance to talk to a Jaretd, make sure you’re planning on keeping them in your life. They are serious when needed and are determine and respectful, you need a Jaretd in your life.
Is that a Jaretd?

It is, I’m going to make sure I keep them around in my life!
by bigstrara October 3, 2023
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Jared, 19

a reference to the vine that goes "waddup im jared im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read" by josh kennedy. if you see this in a comment, basically they are saying they wish they never read whatever was on the post, or that they wish they couldn't read.
it's posts like these that make me wish i was jared, 19
by hecking September 15, 2018
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Jared Baird

a guy who says 'yeet' too much
go subscribe to Jared Baird's YouTube!
by norah hehe July 30, 2016
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Jared Kleinman

The real star of Dear Evan Hansen. He eats bathbombs (lov the cronch)
"You know that guy in our school, Jared Kleinman?"
"Yea, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!!"
by Non-Billyver July 17, 2018
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Jared Kleinman

The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.
That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise
by magicsnowman29 July 16, 2018
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Jared Kleinman

a character from the musical Dear Evan Hansen who is a literal meme in glasses
How was your math test?
It was rough!
Ooh, kinky!
Oh my god, you are such a Jared Kleinman.
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