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The greatest family name of all time naturally bairds can do anything
look at that guy go shit no hes shit u shld see a baird there ausome
Baird by ronny November 22, 2004
a rusty hook inserted into people as a way of torture
Get that Baird away from me! It could be disease infested!
Baird by PTP April 3, 2005
The Worst Name ever to exist because everyone is just instead going to call you Bard. Baird is generally a weird and wonderful person who has nosey parents who loves anime and Japanese culture to a rather unhealthy degree.
Jeremy: Yo is that Baird?
Dawson: Yea that is definitely Baird alright.
Baird by Hitler's Vagina September 30, 2020

baird oot 

scottish term for get your fanny/pussy/vagina out.
baird oot by ebonator October 11, 2009

Baird middle School 

Fake ass people. Everyone vapes. Girls date almost every boy. 8th graders hate 7th graders and 7th graders hate 6th graders. The teachers are honestly annoying. baird middle school is honestly mad dumb.
Baird middle school can stop giving us so much homework.

Baird Cantrell

A guy who spends his time playing video games, kicking balls, and watching TV. He always is kind to you, but you definitely don’t want to get on his bad side.
Guy 1: Is that Baird?
BAIRD: Kamehameha!!!!

It is Baird Cantrell
Baird Cantrell by Guy man 23 January 13, 2024
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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