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Baird
The Worst Name ever to exist because everyone is just instead going to call you Bard. Baird is generally a weird and wonderful person who has nosey parents who loves anime and Japanese culture to a rather unhealthy degree.
Baird by Hitler's Vagina September 30, 2020
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Baird middle School
Fake ass people. Everyone vapes. Girls date almost every boy. 8th graders hate 7th graders and 7th graders hate 6th graders. The teachers are honestly annoying. baird middle school is honestly mad dumb.
Baird middle School by Bob The Buliderrr November 11, 2018
Baird Cantrell
A guy who spends his time playing video games, kicking balls, and watching TV. He always is kind to you, but you definitely don’t want to get on his bad side.
Baird Cantrell by Guy man 23 January 13, 2024
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026