jaredish

An adjective, meaning 'cold, distant, indifferent'. So named due to the attitude popular idol Jared Fogle displays when not on camera.
Can also mean sexually promiscuous.

Mark: My girlfriend's totes acting jaredish around me.
Shaquille: Slap that ho.

John: Can't believe how jaredish you're acting, Kate.
Kate: What I do with my body is my choice, Dad!

by Quarr November 29, 2010