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japs eye 

slang term for the small 'japanese eye' shaped hole at the end of the penis.
'Stephen hit the ceiling after inserting mustard up his japs eye'
japs eye by donkeyboyd April 18, 2006

japs eye 

slang word for the opening at the end of a penis
Piss was pouring out of his japs eye.
He had fire shooting out of his japs eye.
japs eye by david sidebotham May 1, 2006

japs eye 

Slit at the end of a penis representing a japanese persons eye, this is also where the sperm meets the world, can also be shortened to be japs
James McNeil is a JAPS EYE!!!, ive got something stuck in my japs
japs eye by James McNeil May 1, 2006

japs eye 

The british slang for the hole on the top of a man's penis.

OTHER SLANG FOR JAPS EYE:
wookie hole, upper sphincter, purple top, hole in the helmet
Guy 1: So did the "sexy time" go alrite for you last night?
Guy 2: Not really, she shoved her fingers up my japs eye and it HURT.
japs eye by John Clarkie January 27, 2008

Japs eye 

Brendon Travis tried ramming a zelda game down his japs eye
Japs eye by Jack Middleton June 14, 2008

Japs eye 

Short for Japanese Eye (the head of the pp)
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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