japs eye

slang term for the small 'japanese eye' shaped hole at the end of the penis.

'Stephen hit the ceiling after inserting mustard up his japs eye'

by donkeyboyd March 21, 2006

Nuns Cunt

Descriptive of someone who is extremely unwilling to spend money i.e is 'tight'.

Stephen always purchased cubic zirconia for girls as he was tight as a nuns cunt.

by donkeyboyd March 22, 2006