Jacooties

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The living organisms that thrive in the warm, wet, Petri dish-like conditions of a hot tub (especially communal tubs). In more favorable conditions, jacooties can actually be seen floating in the froth. DO NOT assume that skimming the froth will remove jacooties from the tub.

I'm not going in that hot tub. Andrew was in there last night with two skanks and now it's full of jacooties. Look, you can see them circling in the froth.

Jacooties by AJPChicago September 22, 2011

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Jacooties

Jacooties are those scuba diving cum bugs that live in heart-shaped jacuzzis at those rent a room by the hour motels. Jacooties prefer to hang out in the jets and wait for some nasty snatch (OR for a Jerkin' Gerkin) to come by to ride the ~~~waves~~~. At which point they will latch on to anything they can hold on to, usually the human's skin by their itchy little teeth. They especially love the warmth in the wrinkles of a ball sac while being transported to your home to explain to your spouse!

Cheating husband to wife:

"Honey, I swear i have no idea where those jacooties came from! Maybe someone brought them to the community swimming pool when i was there yesterday. Or maybe my towel was touching someone else's that has them. I swear!"

(The whole time he's panicking inwardly that he should give Janet, his girl on the side, a call to warn her of her new crotch critters)

Jacooties by furiousnluxurious February 27, 2017

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Jacooties • Japooty • Jacobies • jahoobies • Jacobites • Jahootie. • Jahootied • jaboonies • Jacoobis meme • jacooter

Jahootied

To get destroyed by something or someone.

Did you catch the game? The Raptors got absolutely jahootied.

Cody had so much to drink last night, that guy got straight jahootied!

Jahootied by sleepyprofessor December 10, 2020

Jacoobis meme

When a meme is unfunny.

"Man, this meme is not funny"
"Yeah, it's a Jacoobis meme"

Jacoobis meme by leptr February 10, 2021

Jahoobies

Big boobies

"you have one nice pair of Jahoobies!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jahoobies by Fastman93 August 21, 2009

japooties

Chocolate covered almonds.

Daddy, what are these candies? Why don't we have them all the time?

These, Frock, are japooties.

japooties by thompsonboy March 15, 2012

Jazoobies

A pair of very nice boobies.

Damn did you see that big pair of jazoobies just walk by?

Jazoobies by RellikPD March 24, 2010

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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