Japanda

A Japanese panda.

I bought a japanda from Ebay. I knew it's origin right away.

by backotruck February 19, 2012

japananas

a japanese pineapple (ananas is Dutch for pineapple)

hey I have a problem
what is it?
I want a pineapple but also go to Japan. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm freaking out!
Dude, chillaxxxxx! Take a Japananas and all your problems are solved.

by Japananas January 17, 2015

Jasmine Jawanda

Highschool shordy who acts like a hoe. She has a tight clit perfectly made to bang/gangbang. Very hot in bed and loves to suck peens. Budget version of a stripper.

Him...Look at that girl down the street. Man shes bomb
His fufad...Yeah son, i banged her last night with my senior friends, must be a jasmine jawanda

by Hashi80 June 14, 2019

Japanapple

Japanese apple. Grown from apple trees farmed in Japan. Smaller in size and more juicy than usual apples. Slightly more expensive than traditional Western apples.

Person A: "That apple taste delicious - it's fruity and juicy and miniature in size"

Person B: "Hey I've seen those apples before - they're grown in Japan aren't they?"

Person A: "Yeah these apples are from Japan. They're expensive...They're Japanapples"

Person B: "Oh I Love Japanapples, can I have one?"

by Simon Daniele September 3, 2005

Jalanda

She is strong, confident, smart and resilient. She loves to love the special people in her life. She is a woman made wiser by years, but not bitter. She is not afraid to investigate points of view that do not conform to her own. She is blessed. Music moves her. She makes anyplace seem like "home" with her cooking and her words. She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never forget to add cloves to the ham!

Martha Stewart just wished she could be as jalanda as that girl that won the cook-off!!

by stilltexan February 1, 2010

Japannabe

The merging of the words "Japan" and "Wannabe", Japannabe is a term used to describe (typically) white people who wish they were Japanese. These people usually have next to no knowledge of Japanese history, over-use the words "baka" and "kawaii", and even go so far as to claim they are Japanese.

Japannabe: omg u just hate me cuz u bumbed harosheemah lol
Genuine Asian: You do realise that the Tokyo firebombing was a worse offence, right? Please stop posing, gaijin.

by Bakajima February 9, 2006

Japanaman

A stalker that's based (on military shit) in Japan. He won't leave you alone.

My Japanaman just texted me for the 8th time today. When will he learn? He's getting married too what the fuck.

by dingledang May 29, 2013