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Japannabe 

The merging of the words "Japan" and "Wannabe", Japannabe is a term used to describe (typically) white people who wish they were Japanese. These people usually have next to no knowledge of Japanese history, over-use the words "baka" and "kawaii", and even go so far as to claim they are Japanese.
Japannabe: omg u just hate me cuz u bumbed harosheemah lol
Genuine Asian: You do realise that the Tokyo firebombing was a worse offence, right? Please stop posing, gaijin.
Japannabe by Bakajima February 9, 2006
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japanniversary 

an anniversary in Japan.
a year spent in Japan.
Japan + anniversary = japanniversary
Whoa! It's my japanniversary in two days!
japanniversary by juneY November 11, 2006

Japanabe 

A person who believes being Japanese or obtaining the likeness of Japanese or Anime will allow them greatness. (see delusional idiot or Jenn Sheu)
Japanabes were taken by the yakuza and were forced to commit sepuku.
Japanabe by Plush o Death March 1, 2005

Jannabelle 

A combination of the names Janice (definition:gift from god) and Bella (Beauty). Also known as sparkely and catlike person usually artistic and talented.
Person 1: You're so Jannabelle
Person 2: That's so sweet! But, ummm....you think im sparkely?
Jannabelle by Jasmine Walter October 7, 2009

Don Juannabe 

Refers to one of the increasingly large group of males who assume that, like the famous Don Juan, they can seduce any woman, anytime, regardless of the fact that most women avoid them like the plague after the first 5 minutes of talking.

Also spelled "Don Wannabe" for those without the Latin flavour.
Guy: Man I hate Bob, he's such a Don Juannabe.
Other guy: Yeah, he's always hitting on my girlfriend, what a douche/moron/maroon.
Don Juannabe by Voxi September 25, 2007

Japancakes 

Japanese pancakes.

Japan + Pancakes = Japancakes
Phil: "Hi, I'll have some Japancakes please."

Waiter: "Sorry, don't you mean Japanese Pancakes?"

Phil: "No, you heard me, JAPANCAKES!"

Waiter: "I'm sorry sir, we don't have that."

Phil: "Don't Japanic, I can take my business elsewhere then. Or go home and open my Japantry and make my own Japancakes. Or I can ride my Japanda or Japanther and go to Japanama and get some from there."

Waiter: "Keep your Japants on!"
Japancakes by PHIL MATE! December 29, 2009

Japanabe 

Same as wordWapanese/word or wordyellow fever/word.
That anime fan is a total Japanabe.
Japanabe by Jawhaw September 2, 2003