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Japacalypse

noun describing the chaos caused by the series of disasters in Japan.
We had to stay long after hours preparing for this Japacalypse to affect us.
by chiefG33k April 22, 2011
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Japocalypse

A series of catastrophic events, unbelievably linked, causing the preceding event to become even more nightmarish than earlier imagined and exponentially worse.
Who would think that an earthquake could lead to a tsunami, which would cause a nuclear meltdown and the contamination of an entire ocean. Why, it's the virtual Japocalypse!
by yomitche December 13, 2013
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Hapacalypse

The post apocalyptic event that involves Eurasian kids who will gather up and rise up against their white supremacist fathers with Asian tiger mothers, who are also known as 'fetish couples' or WMAF's for short... Mainly famous for the hapa forums on Reddit, sons and daughters of WMAF pairings will constantly bash and humiliate their hateful, racist, insecure, mentally ill, brainwashed, abusive parents online...... but when given the chance they will band together and protest on the streets, annoying other WMAF fetish couples, who will eventually break up and fear the power of the Eurasian tigers...
Eurasian: See those white supremacist men with their Asian tiger wives getting constantly bashed and humiliated on the streets, this my friends is the sign of the 'hapacalypse'!
by Jihadi Jho July 13, 2017
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Hapacalypse

A term made up by leader of the hate group r/hapas on reddit by Eurasian Tiger. A person who deeply hates white/Asian couples and idolizes Elliot Rodger, a hapa serial killer.

The term is meant to encourage hate and terrorism as Elliot Rodger inflicted in the 2014 Isla Vista massacre.
"The Hapacalypse is a term to encourage terrorism and hate."
by StarChiId April 18, 2018
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Japocalypse

The events in Japan following on from the earthquake of 11 March 2011, ie earthquake damage, tsunami damage, nuclear power plant damage, volcanic eruption, missing trains, massive destruction and climbing death toll.

From "japan" and "apocalypse".
Man, all they need are zombies and the Japocalypse would be complete.
by Matti! Matti! Matti! April 1, 2011
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Jihacalypse

The end of western civilization brought on by the increasing aggression of the Muslim world, and by the regressive left's refusal to defend the west from Islamism.
"Stock up on medical supplies, ammo, and bacon. The Jihacalypse is nearly here."

"Western civilization was wonderful, until feelings of guilt caused leftist leaders in Europe and America to un-intentionally let in the Trojan horse of Islam, sparking a clash of two worlds in which one will bw destroyed. The Jihacalypse has begun."
by Project Keyhole June 26, 2016
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Japocalypse

The sum of the events that occured in Japan as a result of the earthquakes of March 11, 2011. The earthquakes triggered massive tsunami waves 30 feet in size that completely destroyed the areas near Sendai, the epicentre of the event. Following the natural disasters, several major nuclear reactors started failing, causing widespread radioactive fallout.

As of the publishing date of this definition, only the first three waves of destruction have ocurred: Earthquakes, Tsunamis and Nuclear Fallout. More will follow, undoubtedly, as potential for nuclear meltdown is possible causing mutations; biological events due to cross-contamination of sewage and drinking water, famine; let's not forget civil unrest caused by tainted sushi and jammed vending machines that dispense used panties, etc.
As a result of the Japocalypse of 2011, small sea reptiles found their way to the core of several nuclear reactors. It is not known if their displacement was caused by the massive tsunami waves, or simply by the helicopters that were attempting to cool the reactors with scooped sea water. What is known is that one reptile survived the massive levels of radiation, feeding and growing to the size of a skycraper to form the fourth wave of destruction in the Japocalypse - GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Only Charlie Sheen can save them now!
by the real BlackScorpion April 3, 2011
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