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Janubrury 

When something starts or ends on january or february but you'r not sure when
Person 1; A country's coup starts on... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
Janubrury?
Person 2; No, its May.
Person 1;母偽他暦願ェ取宵ゥ備会
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janurary 21 

janurary 21 is a day
janurary 21 by Niggerfaggot2.0 January 22, 2020

Janurary 22 

National make fun of your tall friend day. or national no school cause it´s a Saturday
Janurary 22 is January 22
Janurary 22 by I.am.Mhabaka January 21, 2022

Janurary 21 

A big dick man whos balls are made of steel
Janurary 21 is the date for big dick and balls day
Janurary 21 by Bog dick guy November 12, 2020

janurary 20 

Kiss your crush day :) so what if there are other days like this! Kiss the kid and make it good!
Omg! Today is janurary 20 , today we all gotta kiss our crushesssss :)))
janurary 20 by girlzarehawtaf January 19, 2021

Janurary 17 

National if your name starts with a M and ends with a Y then your crush has to hold your hand and hug you
Girl-will you hug me and hold my hand
Her crush-umm. thats weird why?
Girl-because its Janurary 17 National if your name starts with a M and ends with a Y then your crush has to hold you hand and hug you
Her crush-ohh. ok
Janurary 17 by Mickflina November 20, 2019

Janurary 23 

Every ne who has birthday on janurary 23 has to get fucked by a darker skinned person as their birthday present.
X: Hey you know what day is today?

Y: Uhm janurary 23?

X: Yes! And because you have birthday on jamurary 23 you have to get fucked by a darker skinned person! Come on!
Janurary 23 by AnIoopsksksky October 23, 2019
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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