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Jansported

Jansporting is when you dip out on a date or gf in a rush without saying goodbye, leaving your personal items behind. Due to the hysterical nature of the gf, it is best to leave behind all of your items and start new. A Jansport bookbag was a staple of the 90's, and now degenerates use it to carry a spare change of clothes when they meet up with a gf at a hotel. When the situation goes badly, the Jansport bag and all of its items are left behind, and a new Jansport bag begins its journey.

The weekend started fine, but then she started to ask about my ex, and then got hysterical, so I Jansported her. Now I need to go to 7-Eleven and buy new deodorant and mouthwash before we go out to the club.

by HouseChent July 14, 2023