Definitions by Maximillian

Jewel Kilcher 

More well known as Jewel. Famous singer, actress, poet, and humanitarian.

Jewel Kilcher's music is tasteful, classy, and extremely depth-ridden.

Jewel Kilcher by Maximillian April 8, 2004

janktification 

Adjective used to describe a situation that is seriously ghetto.

If you see someone put an antenna on his or her car that is made of tin foil that could be described as janky. The fact that the idiot did it at all is janktification.

janktification by Maximillian February 20, 2004

Bridge Troll 

An ugly woman, usually fat, who looks like she might enjoy a meal of Billy Goats Gruff

Look at the state of that Bridge Troll.. she's got a face like a smacked arse

Bridge Troll by Maximillian July 2, 2003

Goonmeet 

A meeting of members of the Somethingawful Forums.

Not every member is present at a Goonmeet, usually just those who particularly know each other

Dude, check the goonmeet forum

Goonmeet by Maximillian July 2, 2003

Blackpool 

The greatest place on earth.

The vegas of the UK

it's a fucking dump, folkes

Blackpool by Maximillian July 2, 2003

butt thump 

To insert ones penis into the anus of another

Dude! I just butt thumped you!

butt thump by Maximillian June 29, 2003