Maximillian's definitions

Blackpool

The greatest place on earth.

The vegas of the UK

it's a fucking dump, folkes

by Maximillian July 2, 2003

janktification

Adjective used to describe a situation that is seriously ghetto.

If you see someone put an antenna on his or her car that is made of tin foil that could be described as janky. The fact that the idiot did it at all is janktification.

by Maximillian February 20, 2004

Jewel Kilcher

More well known as Jewel. Famous singer, actress, poet, and humanitarian.

Jewel Kilcher's music is tasteful, classy, and extremely depth-ridden.

by Maximillian April 8, 2004

butt thump

To insert ones penis into the anus of another

Dude! I just butt thumped you!

by Maximillian June 29, 2003

Goonmeet

A meeting of members of the Somethingawful Forums.

Not every member is present at a Goonmeet, usually just those who particularly know each other

Dude, check the goonmeet forum

by Maximillian July 2, 2003

Bridge Troll

An ugly woman, usually fat, who looks like she might enjoy a meal of Billy Goats Gruff

Look at the state of that Bridge Troll.. she's got a face like a smacked arse

by Maximillian July 2, 2003